-in no specific order, besides the first one! 1.Box of Skittles-as if there's something greater in life?! 2.Basket of Grapes-food of the Gods, level up! 3.Crate of Wine-it's a lifestyle change, WayofLife-style! tip, sip! 4.Custom Shower Head-rainfall rainforest! close your eyes and imagine! water pressure and filtered water is so underrated! 5.Custom Mattress/MyPillow-my sleep took years off me, I need peace not pain in my slumber 6.Bath Kit-never know you needed a bath, til I couldn't have one, bubble, salt, milk w.e.! 7.Chiropractor Appointment-get the kinks out, it will hurt SO GOOD 8.Prostate Exam-freedom with surprise news of cancer or dysfunctions is no freedom at all! 9.Colonoscopy-system cleanse detox and reset, uh duh! 10.Massage/Spa parlor-to be taken care of exfoliated and decompressed sounds a lot like sex to the senses!
RUSSELL
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